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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
ARK DEVS:HEY LETS MAKE A SNAKE THAT WILL BE COOL!
EVERYONE: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!'
ARK DEVS:*at the developed place* alright let’s get to work….
Ark dev 1:hmmmm let’s have it be like the titanboa but much much bigger and can hide underground
Ark dev 2:hmmm yes but let it’s tail stick out so ark players know it’s there at least
Ark dev 1:yea ok good idea
Ark dev 3:let’s also make it passive tame and it has to be tamed with eggs and has to be out of ground to tame
Ark dev 1 isn’t that too hard….
All ark dev - ark dev 1:NAHHHHHHH
ark dev 1:ok…..
Ark dev 2:let’s have it spit poison too!
Ark dev 4:GREAT IDEA
ark dev 5:also let’s have it once it’s tame and rideable it’s able to travel underground with you on it!
All ark devs:perfect idea
Ark dev 6:let’s also have it where when you annoy it,it goes for you tames animals!
Ark devs:PERFECT CREATURE * releases it*
………..*2 days later*
Ark player 1:COOL A NEW CREATURE *finds it and goes to tame it*
Basilisk: *surprise attacks them and kills them*
Ark player 1:HUH?!?!!!?!!!! NO FAIR!!!!!
……….*1 month later*
Ark player 1: *comes back with 6 dinosaurs* NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW ….
Ark player 1: *goes to it with dinosaurs* alright it’s time I tame you!
Basilisk:*travels underground and goes for dinos and kills them*
Ark player 1:…….. THIS THING IS TO STRONG WHAT WAS ARK THINKING *runs*
Basilisk:*chases after them and kills them*
Ark player 1 in real life: I QUIT!!!!!!!
…….*back at ark hq*
*Ark hq getting lots of complaints*
ALL THE DEVS: WE DID AWSOME!!!
……………………………..THE END ✨✨
……..I hope you guys liked this little story it took a while to write I had fun doing this though please like this 😃🤍✨👍
(Devs making the basilisk)
Dev 1: Ok 2 see that titanaboa?
Dev 2: Yes sir
1 (dev 1): Remove frills
2 (dev 2): K
1: Make tail have three spikes
2: got it
1: make it spit big green globs
2: Doing that..
1: make it huge
2: alright..
1: make a saddle for it
2: Okay sir
1: Those green globs- make it super poisonous
2:ok?
1: make it spawn everywhere and make it burrow with its tail out of the ground
2:Beautiful!
3: whats dis
2: our new creation
3: noice. Looks like dat basilisk from the movie I watched last nignt
1: call it that
I just spawned in a easy zone and thought it was a strange rock and approached it.One of the worst mistakes of my life. It came out of the ground roared and ate a dodo in front of it I ran to the lake and that thing zoomed towards me and killed me in one hit bruh harry potter how could u??????