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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
Friend plays abberation first time
*dies by lvl 85 basilisk in easiest zone*
Him: “So, lemme see, there’s your raptors and sarcos and spinos EVERYWHERE. Oh and those big crabs and them ravengers, dang it! And NOW THERES FAKE PLANTS ATTACKING ME IN THE EASIEST ZONE!! I DONT GET IT!”
Me: “It happens to everyone”
Ark dev 1: Let's make a new animal!
Ark dev 2: But we?
Ark dev 1: Poison Wyvern...
Ark dev 2: We already have that.
Ark dev 1: You didn't let me finish.
Ark dev 2: Sorry.
Ark dev 1: As I was saying...Poison Wyvern but confined to the ground!
Ark dev 2: That's a better idea than white King Kong! That one wasn't a great idea.
---Bob The Survivor---
Ark devs: hmmmmm let get titano boa and make it bigger.
Dev1: yes! Brilliant! Maybe remove the frills?
Dev5:yesss! And make it be able to dig w/ it’s tail sting out! That would be cute!
Dev3: maybe three tail spikes and make it’s tail look like a trident?
2:yea! Also make it like the poison wyvern by spitting poison! :D
Dev1: ok, big titanabout, no frills, trident tail, digging, spitting poison. Should it be tameable?
Dev4: yea! Hmmm, knockout or passive? Or like the troodon?
Den1: it should be a knock out tame!
Dev5,3,4,2: nah, passive tame! It should eat eggs!
Dev1:ok, ok, what kind of eggs?
Dev5: it should eat rock drake eggs!
Dev3: and magmasour eggs! And spawn on the maps with those creatures and random other maps!
Dev1,2,4,5: brilliant! Let’s show the ark gods!!!!
Ark gods: hmmm, what about its name?
Dev1: I thought you pick the name and see if it’s viable-
Ark gods: oh right! Let’s call it the basilisk! And yes, it’s viable!
Also ark gods: hey, player 5273936517, we gotta gift for you!
Player5273936517: oooOOoo wAt Is iT?
Ark gods: don’t worry you’ll find it ✌️
That’s how basilisk was made! Plz 🆙 vote because I worked super hard on this!