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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Friend plays abberation first time
*dies by lvl 85 basilisk in easiest zone*
Him: “So, lemme see, there’s your raptors and sarcos and spinos EVERYWHERE. Oh and those big crabs and them ravengers, dang it! And NOW THERES FAKE PLANTS ATTACKING ME IN THE EASIEST ZONE!! I DONT GET IT!”
Me: “It happens to everyone”
More Basilisk Funny Tips
Hey Tim!
Hey.
Let’s make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
I’m done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?