Hey Tim!
Hey.
Let’s make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
I’m done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?

Mom can I have poison wyvern?

Mom: we have poison wyvern at home

Poison wyvern at home:

When it says ‘non-violent’ it means its a passive tame.
It is very violent.....

I've got the Equus in the back
Shinehorns will attack
Feeding all my bulbdogs
Oh that basilisk is baaack

Im thinking this is great
Running from this snake
Hearing slither slither and I know
Im on his dinner plate! 😂

Lol I was bored...

Somebody left open the Chamber of Secrets and this dude went Slitherin on out and found its way to the ARK.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have no idea,
but it is right behind you

Me: spawns easiest section
Basilisk: hi
Me: what are u
Basilisk: come closer and you’ll find out
Me: sure
( steps closer(
(Basilisk opens mouth)
(Scream)
Dodo: ooh water
Basilisk: more food mhhhh
Dodo: oh sh#t
Ninja rock drake: leave my lunch alone
Dodo: not you too
(Swords slash through air )
( body falls to the ground)
Ninja rock drake: now lunch time
Dodo: double sh#t
(Bone being crunched)
Rock drake: ok let’s now order tea
Bull dog: me and my fu##ing luck

Me:"I wonder if there are any good tips on dododex for dealing with them"
Everyone on dododex:"bola your friend and run"
Me, playing on single player: °∆°

My name is snake.
My body long,
My head is will crush ur bones,
And jaw is strong.
And when it's time,
To get me fed,
I open wide,
I monch the eggs.

Me: spawns in the easiest zone
Basilisk: would you care to join me for a cup of tea
Me:sh#t