Me play on mobile map so sorry if this bad ☝️if not as bad as I thing it is lol:

Basilisk: howdy humen

Me:er-uh I saw you on dodo ded are you nice?

The basalisk:toootalyyyyyy get me some rare eggs and I’ll be your frienddd

Me:oh erh I don’t have those eggs I just started I’ll give you a few dodos though?

Them:hmmmmm *eats dodos*nah ima eat you

Me:ok-aY wAiT dOnT

them: *eats me* mmmm scrumdidliumtiose * slips up a sarco * ooh they respawned *prosedeses to spawn kill me over and Ofer again till I go back to a different map 😂

Me: flip that balalisk they sucked

"Easy" spawn point of ab... YEAH RIGHT?

If you don’t want to die follow these easy steps in any order

1:Use poison blob attack on your basilisk to give strength buff then dismount for strength buff

2:use basilisk bury ability then go into water it will make your basilisk get the zoomies and get a speed buff

3: they are very easy to tame and are beginner tames so just start off your adventure in balheimer or portal depending which map your on

-Your best friend Totally not a troll

Bro who opened the chamber of secrets in ark. Nah I need to go speak with Harry

Once upon a time, there was a player. He got killed by a basilisk.

THE END

This story is dedicated to that big tubey snake thing behind you. Thank you for listening.

Now that you have pressed read more, start scrolling down now and you will be done by tomorrow.

Hehe hehe......

You are nearly a quarter of the way through.

I hungy

I go get KFC

OK bye

Hhehehehehe JK

OK I'm really done now. Bye.

HEHEHEHEHEHE JK L BOZO LBOZO LBOZO

L

BYE. SEE YOU ON THE TICKLE CHICKEN TIPS.

FROM YOU

THE END

Am I the only one who has a mosh pit of these guys

Ut FAA shszfuekurkurqrqeyquel

A snake went up to the grape store ba ba ba and asked for eggs

I hate Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, survivors never give ME eggs.

Gas gas gas you see that thing behind you you start to cry then you will die.

Noodle man/woman

But also they want to eat you

Too bad for the noobs

They might’ve ran for their lives

But died in the process

Never seen one actually

So I’m fine

The problem is that I want to tame one on lost island

Because you can

Good luck taming one

It’s not their fault

They just were too lazy to get a snack

You’re now the snack

And make a trap

Ok

Good bye Stranger(s)

Dragon_

Me riding on a spino, “hey it’s that new snake, hey it’s the respawn screen”

Game, Your Spino Lvl 87 has been killed by a Basilisk Lvl 120

Behold! Danger noodle part 2!

Words

Ok this never happens to me but this ur mom at 3am and ur on the game still

Me:*watching a video on how to tame this thing*

The YouTube:OH BTW THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

Me:(mind) I know I play rsl but it’s getting annoying

Cute. But did anyone think of staying away from this thing?

HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Kill kill ha ha aberration is easy but o*fffffffffff basilisk Harry Potter ha ha

Funny scenario:

Have your gamer tag set as Salazar Slytherin

Tame one

Put in a secret base with water and snake statues

Have a friend name himself Harry Potter

Give Harry a sword and watch the ARK version of Chamber of Secrets

Me :Real men insult this beast hey noodle :basilisk you think I’m a joke :me yep :basilisk ok your done :me oh crap later we’ll never getting my stuff back :me notices it despawned 4 hours ago attacks a titan