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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2022-02-16T20:41:13+00:00

Noodle man/woman

But also they want to eat you

Too bad for the noobs

They might’ve ran for their lives

But died in the process

Never seen one actually

So I’m fine

The problem is that I want to tame one on lost island

Because you can

Good luck taming one

It’s not their fault

They just were too lazy to get a snack

You’re now the snack

And make a trap

Ok

Good bye Stranger(s)

Dragon_

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2022-01-11T01:25:01+00:00

Me riding on a spino, “hey it’s that new snake, hey it’s the respawn screen”

Game, Your Spino Lvl 87 has been killed by a Basilisk Lvl 120

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-09-10T04:19:22+00:00

Behold! Danger noodle part 2!

Words

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-12T16:43:22+00:00

Ok this never happens to me but this ur mom at 3am and ur on the game still

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-05-14T18:19:18+00:00

Me:*watching a video on how to tame this thing*

The YouTube:OH BTW THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

Me:(mind) I know I play rsl but it’s getting annoying

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-05-03T12:02:25+00:00

Cute. But did anyone think of staying away from this thing?

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-19T21:31:06+00:00

HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-08T19:59:05+00:00

Kill kill ha ha aberration is easy but o*fffffffffff basilisk Harry Potter ha ha

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-01-08T16:03:16+00:00

Funny scenario:

Have your gamer tag set as Salazar Slytherin

Tame one

Put in a secret base with water and snake statues

Have a friend name himself Harry Potter

Give Harry a sword and watch the ARK version of Chamber of Secrets

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-26T02:16:29+00:00

Me :Real men insult this beast hey noodle :basilisk you think I’m a joke :me yep :basilisk ok your done :me oh crap later we’ll never getting my stuff back :me notices it despawned 4 hours ago attacks a titan

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-12T05:27:57+00:00

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh a giant snake everybody run pro o I've been looking for one fanks what😲😲😲😲😲😲

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-18T22:07:45+00:00

It doesn’t spit poison it spits consintrated balls of covid so much more deadly so that makes it a super spreader of covid I had never guessed before that it was so deadly wear a mask when taming

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-09T03:20:08+00:00

I got it. Basilisk/Titan boa is southern.

Griffin is Griffindore.

Rave claw is argh or vulture.

And hufflepuff is those badgers that climb trees and knock you off your flyer

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2020-02-24T01:39:54+00:00

Me:ooh a new plant! Basilisk:the assassin

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-29T04:29:00+00:00

This thing can't be picked up by the king titan

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2019-12-03T22:52:07+00:00

Shut up and don’t think but just knock it

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2019-11-13T14:36:14+00:00

The balisilk isnt a snake it is a legless lizard

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2019-10-11T18:01:08+00:00

da boa on steroids be like.

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2019-08-08T14:18:54+00:00

Just use Thylacoleo fertilized egg.

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2018-10-20T13:03:26+00:00

It will bully u and all of ur dinos