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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Once upon a time, there was a player. He got killed by a basilisk. THE…
Once upon a time, there was a player. He got killed by a basilisk.
THE END
This story is dedicated to that big tubey snake thing behind you. Thank you for listening.
Now that you have pressed read more, start scrolling down now and you will be done by tomorrow.
Hehe hehe......
You are nearly a quarter of the way through.
I hungy
I go get KFC
OK bye
Hhehehehehe JK
OK I'm really done now. Bye.
HEHEHEHEHEHE JK L BOZO LBOZO LBOZO
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BYE. SEE YOU ON THE TICKLE CHICKEN TIPS.
FROM YOU
THE END
More Basilisk Funny Tips
Hey Tim!
Hey.
Let’s make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
I’m done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?
By some miracle I tamed one obce, now I can't tame another. Whenever I try my Basilisk knocks me off my saddle, coils around me, and proceeds to taunt the wild Basilisk.
As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.
I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend