Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
Wouldn’t it be so much better if the basilisk sung a beautiful lullaby instead of spraying sleep gas at you to put you to sleep also, here are the lyrics to the lullaby I have in mind also a snake sings this lullaby in a movie so I thought it would make perfect sense
Sleep little close your eyes
Your body is moving in the night
Let your worries slip away
Tomorrow is a new day
And those are the only lyrics I remember still it would be pretty cool if the basilisk would sing this song to you to get your arms characters sleep instead of spray poison sleep gas at you and then eating you lol lol lol 😂
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Me play on mobile map so sorry if this bad ☝️if not as bad as I thing it is lol:
Basilisk: howdy humen
Me:er-uh I saw you on dodo ded are you nice?
The basalisk:toootalyyyyyy get me some rare eggs and I’ll be your frienddd
Me:oh erh I don’t have those eggs I just started I’ll give you a few dodos though?
Them:hmmmmm *eats dodos*nah ima eat you
Me:ok-aY wAiT dOnT
them: *eats me* mmmm scrumdidliumtiose * slips up a sarco * ooh they respawned *prosedeses to spawn kill me over and Ofer again till I go back to a different map 😂
Me: flip that balalisk they sucked
If you don’t want to die follow these easy steps in any order
1:Use poison blob attack on your basilisk to give strength buff then dismount for strength buff
2:use basilisk bury ability then go into water it will make your basilisk get the zoomies and get a speed buff
3: they are very easy to tame and are beginner tames so just start off your adventure in balheimer or portal depending which map your on
-Your best friend Totally not a troll
Once upon a time, there was a player. He got killed by a basilisk.
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This story is dedicated to that big tubey snake thing behind you. Thank you for listening.
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