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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
(Devs making the basilisk)
Dev 1: Ok 2 see that titanaboa?
Dev 2: Yes sir
1 (dev 1): Remove frills
2 (dev 2): K
1: Make tail have three spikes
2: got it
1: make it spit big green globs
2: Doing that..
1: make it huge
2: alright..
1: make a saddle for it
2: Okay sir
1: Those green globs- make it super poisonous
2:ok?
1: make it spawn everywhere and make it burrow with its tail out of the ground
2:Beautiful!
3: whats dis
2: our new creation
3: noice. Looks like dat basilisk from the movie I watched last nignt
1: call it that
Friend plays abberation first time
*dies by lvl 85 basilisk in easiest zone*
Him: “So, lemme see, there’s your raptors and sarcos and spinos EVERYWHERE. Oh and those big crabs and them ravengers, dang it! And NOW THERES FAKE PLANTS ATTACKING ME IN THE EASIEST ZONE!! I DONT GET IT!”
Me: “It happens to everyone”