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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2021-11-10T13:54:09+00:00

D*mmit who gave the titanoboa steroids

score 10 · Answer 2 · 2018-01-15T21:25:28+00:00

Bring plenty of sleeping bags that seems to love survivors more than it does the rock Drake eggs

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2024-02-21T16:59:34+00:00

Ark dev 1: Let's make a new animal!

Ark dev 2: But we?

Ark dev 1: Poison Wyvern...

Ark dev 2: We already have that.

Ark dev 1: You didn't let me finish.

Ark dev 2: Sorry.

Ark dev 1: As I was saying...Poison Wyvern but confined to the ground!

Ark dev 2: That's a better idea than white King Kong! That one wasn't a great idea.

---Bob The Survivor---

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2024-02-16T18:27:47+00:00

When a poison wyvern meets a Titianoboa and mate this happens

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-20T23:54:19+00:00

Is this the basilisk from chamber of secrets. Harry Potter fans know this

😂

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-10T14:26:29+00:00

Orochimaru, what did I do to offend U???

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2023-04-07T10:49:20+00:00

(playing co-op with my sister) telling her to come over but also moving closer to the ledge in portal *BOOOM* basilisk

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2023-04-07T10:45:14+00:00

THERE EVERYWHERE EVEN IN PORTAL

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2023-04-06T16:27:13+00:00

This frickin thing ate my argy a helpful tip should include a few more words

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2021-08-16T04:05:32+00:00

You need the sword of Griffindor to kill it 🐍🗡

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score 6 · Answer 11 · 2020-10-10T06:03:08+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue you have no idea but it's right behind you. The Roses are wilted and the Violets are dying it has beaten and eaten you and your tribe mate is crying

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2023-03-11T07:34:19+00:00

I have a titanboa called sausage and She lays eggs so I tamed a big snake with a littler snake LOL

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2022-05-09T11:56:42+00:00

you will not really see him, you will just see ur health disappear and deathhh. invis mf

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2022-05-02T13:39:13+00:00

WHY HAVE I BEEN JUMPED SCARED SO MANY TIMES BY THIS THING!!!!

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2022-04-24T03:13:32+00:00

If you see one bola your tribe mate and run (but toggle orbet camera and watch your tribe mates fate😈)

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2022-04-15T22:31:08+00:00

There poop is a burden bigger then a titanosaur

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-24T03:05:24+00:00

It says non-violent I highly doubt that 🤣

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-29T06:50:04+00:00

The average snake in nightmares

score 9 · Answer 19 · 2018-01-21T11:10:42+00:00

Damn these snaky hoes always spitting.

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2024-10-24T14:47:11+00:00

What the actual bliddy hell is this in mid game for this should be bosses