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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
To kill it you have to have a book Harry Potterโก๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Taming: non violent.
Me: oh ok ill walk up to it and feed it
Me: WTH IT SAID NON VIOLENT THR THING JUST SHOT ACID AT ME
( non violent means passive tame with drake if mag eggs, it is VERY violent........)
Pegos steal your trash
Seagulls steal your trash
Basilisk steal your life
Then pegos steal your fert giga egg
It attacks you then it hides like slither I o
I thought rocks are friendly..I was wrong.
Donโt do rocks, kids.
Basilisk: *exsists in gensis*
Magmasaur: *also exsists in genisis*
Me: we got da magma, do we have the snek? *scrools up* yesh we hav the better snek
Basilisk/titanoboa = Slytherin, Griffin/Royal Griffin = Gryffindor, Argentavis = Ravenclaw and Purlovia = Hufflepuff.
Aquaman: oh that's we're I left my trident *pulls the tail*
*This thing comes out*
Aquaman: shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!
Titanaboa: I got NINE kills how bout yu guys?
Basilisk has joined the chat
Basilisk: *that look*
Titanoboa: *โข_โข*
Titanaboa has left the chat
Slytherins monster has escaped
To protect the Ark from devastation
To unite all tribes within our nation
To denounce the evils of the Theri and troodon
To extend our reach to aberration and Extinction
Jessie
James
The Basilisk tribe blast off of the ark
Surrender now or prepare to fight
Hissssssssssssss thatsssssss right!
Tame the basilisk they said it will be fun they said
I had three Ravagers and a tech raptor only the tech raptor survived. Iโve got the Balisk tame team up, but I die my ravages died and the tec raptor almost died before I knocked the balisk out lol
A passive tame is easy they saidโฆ itโs simple..they said
I DIED 26 times
Me: ooh, what is that plant? Why canโt I harvest it...
Basilisk: surprise, mother****er.
Me: OH SH-
Game: you have been killed by basilisk (lvl 250)
Well sh** Iโm done. Scorched, anyone?
Me: *sees basilisk* hey look
Friend: what
Me: *bolas my friend* *starts running*
Also me: ahem *takes really deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAรAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SNAAKE
A helpful tip should include a few words
(Titanboa)- before drugs
(Basilisk)- after drugs
(THEY BOTH EVEN HAVE NAMES WITH THE SAME NUMBER OF LETTERS!)
you made me use a rock drake egg you better be worth it
I saw one and I made my friend be bate and said i was right next to her and ran away in the opposite direction she died