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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
Taming: non violent.
Me: oh ok ill walk up to it and feed it
Me: WTH IT SAID NON VIOLENT THR THING JUST SHOT ACID AT ME
( non violent means passive tame with drake if mag eggs, it is VERY violent........)
I thought rocks are friendly..I was wrong.
Donโt do rocks, kids.
What the actual bliddy hell is this in mid game for this should be bosses
Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
*Me just playing aberration for the first time not paying attention*โHOLLY S**T A BASILISK!!โ
To kill it you have to have a book Harry Potterโก๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Pegos steal your trash
Seagulls steal your trash
Basilisk steal your life
Then pegos steal your fert giga egg
It attacks you then it hides like slither I o
Basilisk/titanoboa = Slytherin, Griffin/Royal Griffin = Gryffindor, Argentavis = Ravenclaw and Purlovia = Hufflepuff.
I got the allos in the back my rexes are in tack quetzals in the air screeching like cat basalisk running away like a big ole snaaakeeee I tamed it upppp andddd. Now I woke up cuss I plasyyy arkkk moble and my bestttt is a rexxxxxx
(I have one Rex one carno 2 sarco 2 pt 4 raptor 4 argy 1 stego 2 raindeer 2 icthys ect sorry about the bad rymes lol if you read all the way to thins your the best even if you did not read to here ๐
Basilisk: *exsists in gensis*
Magmasaur: *also exsists in genisis*
Me: we got da magma, do we have the snek? *scrools up* yesh we hav the better snek
Slytherins monster has escaped
To protect the Ark from devastation
To unite all tribes within our nation
To denounce the evils of the Theri and troodon
To extend our reach to aberration and Extinction
Jessie
James
The Basilisk tribe blast off of the ark
Surrender now or prepare to fight
Hissssssssssssss thatsssssss right!
Tame the basilisk they said it will be fun they said
It a snake
You went all this way
I want to say
LOL
Titanaboa: I got NINE kills how bout yu guys?
Basilisk has joined the chat
Basilisk: *that look*
Titanoboa: *โข_โข*
Titanaboa has left the chat
Me: ooh, what is that plant? Why canโt I harvest it...
Basilisk: surprise, mother****er.
Me: OH SH-
Game: you have been killed by basilisk (lvl 250)
Well sh** Iโm done. Scorched, anyone?
Aquaman: oh that's we're I left my trident *pulls the tail*
*This thing comes out*
Aquaman: shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!
(Titanboa)- before drugs
(Basilisk)- after drugs
(THEY BOTH EVEN HAVE NAMES WITH THE SAME NUMBER OF LETTERS!)
you made me use a rock drake egg you better be worth it