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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was exploring the beach part of balheimr, everything was going so smooth I thought it was super easy until EVERY AND I MEAN EVERY CARNIVORE IMAGINABLE spawned in.
TWO basilisks turned up out of NOWHERE. EVEN A MAGNASAUR SPAWNED AND STARTED BLOWING EVERYTHING UP.
Lesson learned: never let your gaurd down on balheimr :)
This is in the tune of old town road*
I see a trident in the ground,
He’s not fooling’ around
He comes out of his den
And I start regretting calling him Ben
I’m gonna take my legs down the escape route,
I’m gonna,
RUN till I can’t no more
I’ve got the basilisk on tow,
My friend just called him joe,
Trying to run from him while stranglin my cous
While I keep on runin,
Time keeps ooon turnin,
I think I am on the menu for a buffet
I’m gonna take my legs down the escape route
I’m gonna,
RUN till I can’t no more.
Oh gosh ok Tina laughing cause that was terrible and lengthy