Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ark dev 1: Let's make a new animal!
Ark dev 2: But we?
Ark dev 1: Poison Wyvern...
Ark dev 2: We already have that.
Ark dev 1: You didn't let me finish.
Ark dev 2: Sorry.
Ark dev 1: As I was saying...Poison Wyvern but confined to the ground!
Ark dev 2: That's a better idea than white King Kong! That one wasn't a great idea.
---Bob The Survivor---
More Basilisk Funny Tips
WHY IS THIS THING A PASSIVE TAME I DO NOT WANT THIS TO BE AWAKE WHEN I FEED IT
Oh, hello fellow Ark playerโฆ
I think you should pick the โportalโ spawn location when Youโre playing on aberration. Itโs so safe and peaceful! Itโs not like a Basilisk wrote this trying to trick people into spawning in the Basilisk den, no noโฆ
Hey Tim!
Hey.
Letโs make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so letโs roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so itโs almost invisible and it canโt be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when itโs underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
Iโm not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I donโt like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
Iโm done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now Iโm done.
What have you done?
Real Men tame this using fertilised dodo eggs.
Somebody left open the Chamber of Secrets and this dude went Slitherin on out and found its way to the ARK.
Titanaboa: "I'm the biggest snake!!!"
Basilisk"Hold my poison
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have no idea
But it's right behind you...
The roses are wilted
And the violets are dying
You just got eaten
And your tribe mate is crying
I've got the Equus in the back
Shinehorns will attack
Feeding all my bulbdogs
Oh that basilisk is baaack
Im thinking this is great
Running from this snake
Hearing slither slither and I know
Im on his dinner plate! ๐
Lol I was bored...
The titanoboa found meth
I had to include some more words so among Us
It looks like a dragon but it is also a snake