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What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2024-02-18T21:47:05+00:00

Ok who left the poison wyvern and titanoboa on mating in the same room this thing is creepy

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-17T23:41:32+00:00

So imagine this is probably what a alpha Titanoboa looks like so then what would the alpha basilisk be?🤔🤔🤔

score 9 · Answer 3 · 2020-08-15T21:00:18+00:00

The last thing V**demorts victims saw was a flash of green light.

Me too, thx venom spitting basilisks

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2024-08-15T16:07:10+00:00

200000000 likes and I’ll tame every basilisk ever

-Ripasaurus

score 8 · Answer 5 · 2021-01-05T19:39:01+00:00

I think this thing got a jump out of everybody in the starting area

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2023-04-26T04:25:58+00:00

I found a clutch that’s literally useless 😂 if u bury when about to hit ground it wont take damage

score 8 · Answer 7 · 2020-12-06T02:53:17+00:00

Me:Hey look it’s a snake wonder if it’s nice. Snake:DIE YOU MISaKE

score 11 · Answer 8 · 2018-12-18T11:06:38+00:00

Parcel tongue will NOT save you!!!!!!!!

score 7 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-28T19:12:21+00:00

Me: I fear no man... but that thing...

Basilisk: Ok ok shut up now die

Me: It scares me.........

score 9 · Answer 10 · 2020-01-30T17:54:13+00:00

Legles and wingles posin wivern

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2024-06-28T04:34:32+00:00

Tame this guy to show your friend that hates snakes a big snake and watch him run away and throw a spear at the big snakes head..

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2024-05-30T20:39:54+00:00

Pov me walking (ladie dadie daaaa)

Basilisk (heheh3ehe)

Me (woah the ground is showing smoke, ooooooh)

Basilisk (HI!!!!)

Me (AAAAAAAAAH)

The Basilisk (nom nom nom nom)

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-07T02:57:32+00:00

Harry Potter plays ARC for the first time and runs into a basilisk

Harry Potter: Dang it I thought I killed that guy

Basilisk: nope

Forks: dang it

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-18T14:17:47+00:00

A purlovia is hufflepuff to the person who was wondering

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2025-01-17T00:26:05+00:00

Why can’t I coil this tank around other animals?…anaconda squeeze!

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-13T01:50:03+00:00

Real men tame these with Fertilized compy eggs

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-25T15:34:01+00:00

This my tip on official who can't get basilisk. 1st find a buyer 2 offer good things (DON'T OVER PAY LIKE I DID WITH A 5K VOID MUTATIONS LVL 400) 3 GET THE BASILISK. I use mine to protect my unicorn clone lol

Up pls 😂👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️

score 7 · Answer 18 · 2020-12-26T14:47:40+00:00

The news: A person found a reticulated python in their toilet

Me: :)

Me on ark: *finds basilisk underneath house

Me: :(

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2024-04-27T01:48:29+00:00

It looks like a dragon but it is also a snake

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-06T15:58:25+00:00

So I was exploring the beach part of balheimr, everything was going so smooth I thought it was super easy until EVERY AND I MEAN EVERY CARNIVORE IMAGINABLE spawned in.

TWO basilisks turned up out of NOWHERE. EVEN A MAGNASAUR SPAWNED AND STARTED BLOWING EVERYTHING UP.

Lesson learned: never let your gaurd down on balheimr :)