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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is in the tune of old town road*
I see a trident in the ground,
He’s not fooling’ around
He comes out of his den
And I start regretting calling him Ben
I’m gonna take my legs down the escape route,
I’m gonna,
RUN till I can’t no more
I’ve got the basilisk on tow,
My friend just called him joe,
Trying to run from him while stranglin my cous
While I keep on runin,
Time keeps ooon turnin,
I think I am on the menu for a buffet
I’m gonna take my legs down the escape route
I’m gonna,
RUN till I can’t no more.
Oh gosh ok Tina laughing cause that was terrible and lengthy
Ark dev 1: Let's make a new animal!
Ark dev 2: But we?
Ark dev 1: Poison Wyvern...
Ark dev 2: We already have that.
Ark dev 1: You didn't let me finish.
Ark dev 2: Sorry.
Ark dev 1: As I was saying...Poison Wyvern but confined to the ground!
Ark dev 2: That's a better idea than white King Kong! That one wasn't a great idea.
---Bob The Survivor---