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What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2021-12-07T09:54:11+00:00

Dimetrodon + this = spinosaurus

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2020-02-23T15:40:16+00:00

Once I got these to fly I still don’t know how (guy with pterodactyl)

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2020-12-03T00:31:17+00:00

If you see this thing and your new RUN it will kill you even tho it eats fish

\\some time ago Me: ok I just gonna pick some fruit hmm wonder what’s in the water? Eh I’ll just get a little closer// The: baryonyx oh a human minding its own business that has a pet Hmmmm Let’s Kill it and its pet for no reason >:D

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2018-12-29T22:38:43+00:00

Baryonyx May cause bleed, headaches, fever, and anal leakage

Like if u watch Sl1pg8r ark

score 7 · Answer 5 · 2018-12-15T01:30:14+00:00

Reminds me of the endoraptor from Jurassic world.

score 8 · Answer 6 · 2018-01-05T06:27:08+00:00

It’s a must have tame takes less time than a carno and is more useful than one it’s easier to tame with an argy or a another Bary one of the best traveling mounts has a lot of Stam and faster than a raptor and carno in both land and water

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-22T21:24:30+00:00

Me:chillin with sarco*

Baryonyx:WHAT ARE YEH DOIN IN MAH SWAMP?!

Sarco and my dire wolf:GRRRRRR

Baryonyx:atack*

Me:*tame baryonyx*

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score 0 · Answer 8 · 2025-07-20T05:38:30+00:00

Time to swim

What's that?

STUN LOCK STUN LOCK

CHOMP CHOMP

haha better than fish

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2023-07-07T10:46:03+00:00

When a spino goes of its steroids:

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2022-07-29T01:46:58+00:00

Just like how you don't go in the grass when encountering Velociraptors in the lost world,

Don't go near or in the water with him/her, other wise...

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score 5 · Answer 11 · 2020-07-11T14:46:28+00:00

Tribe mate what’s that in the distance I look gets bolaed

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2022-05-17T01:03:21+00:00

When I was first playing Why did I think this was an alpha raptor?

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2021-05-16T21:57:09+00:00

They are very good for underwater defense they can stun people of their tames and absolutely obliterate anything and anyone underwater

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2019-03-29T23:59:06+00:00

Small, not (as) aggressive spinos with no sail. Oh and they are speedy. I love them so much

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2024-05-12T21:27:42+00:00

I hate these freakin things so mush I use to live on the beach there easy to kill but a pain in the but

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-14T07:05:30+00:00

DONT BE IN THE WARTER

Please don’t

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-15T20:06:41+00:00

In water hes a fidget spinner bruh

Lol

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-10T03:50:35+00:00

So me and Bob (My Ptera) was looking for a Bary to tame, We saw one right by the Swamp, next thing I knew Bob ran out of stamina right above the Bary and some Kapros, the Kapros jumped me and I Died, i had a backup Ptera at base a.k.a Bobs child, when i got back the Ptera ran out of stamina again, Bob died and his child died as well. R.I.P Bob and his child.

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2022-04-07T00:41:07+00:00

Wtf are these arms there so short

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2021-04-06T10:54:08+00:00

Cant find one when I am looking for one when I’m not looking for one there on every inch of the island