Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you see this thing and your new RUN it will kill you even tho it eats fish
\\some time ago Me: ok I just gonna pick some fruit hmm wonder what’s in the water? Eh I’ll just get a little closer// The: baryonyx oh a human minding its own business that has a pet Hmmmm Let’s Kill it and its pet for no reason >:D
Just like how you don't go in the grass when encountering Velociraptors in the lost world,
Don't go near or in the water with him/her, other wise...
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Alright I have been playing for quite a time now but this is my first Baryonix to tame. This boy was lvl 50 and was hunting me was outside of my house running around I was scared and everything, I get out to try to see what lvl it was cause I didn't know at that time and well I tame it and is named mariguano because he couldn't get insise the house and also is green.
So me and Bob (My Ptera) was looking for a Bary to tame, We saw one right by the Swamp, next thing I knew Bob ran out of stamina right above the Bary and some Kapros, the Kapros jumped me and I Died, i had a backup Ptera at base a.k.a Bobs child, when i got back the Ptera ran out of stamina again, Bob died and his child died as well. R.I.P Bob and his child.