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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.
So true story, I was walking in the swamp trying to make my way to the redwoods and got attacked by a sarco. It jumped at me and I was being grabbed by the sarco and then a wolf baryonyx came and killed it. All I had in my inventory was a pile and crossbow, but I always carry tranquilizer arrows😈. So I left with no tames and came home with no tames because THE BARYONYX KILLED ME IN TWO HITS!
Baryonyx: Oh some noobs hehe I kill them *walks over*
Me and my friends:is dat a dodo coming for us?
Baryonyx: *trys to atack *
My raptor and my friends trikes:not happening bruh
*after a short fight*
Baryonyx: *dedz*
My friend:tames a baryonyx 1 sec later*
Megalodon s:distracts baryonyx and makes it lost in sea
Me and my friends:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Sorry This so short I didn’t have much idea of what to make 1+ like = rip for bary the baryonyx
Ark really doesn’t want me to take one of these because when I was taking one I realized that it only eats fish meat so I had to get the meat I gave him it then decided to get some narocotics from home so I had to head home and i ran into two theirenzore I don’t remember it’s name let’s just call it long claw bird anyways I also ran into two raptors that was headed for me and I cant believe that the path I walked through just magically spawned dangerous things that wasnt even there a minute ago until I started taming the baryonyx ah this is just why I hate ark but I’m just addicted
Please help me🥲
I was doing the lava cave with my bary but the game lagged SO MUCH my bary failed the jump i got the artifact tho but guess what? I GOT A TERRIBLE PIKE AND TERRIBLE FUR BOOTS AND GLOVES LIKE WTH MY BARY DIED AND I GET TERRIBLE REWARDS?!?! 3 OF MY BARYS DIED CUZ OF THE LAVA CAVE