(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)

God:Faster than a raptor?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God:Faster than a spino in water?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Never closes it's mouth?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?

Dino Maker: ☑️

Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?

The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️

Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help

me explaining to the Bary i’m not a fish: (ノ°益°)ノ

the Bary eating me anyways: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the two coelacanths that were supposed to die: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Once I tamed a Baryonyx and a wild one came to me it had same color as my Baryonyx, it started to follow me and I was like wait a minute I didn’t put my Baryonyx on follow, all of a sudden it it started attacking me, my Baryonyx tried to save me and died it’s name was “ fish” r.i.p fish

One up 👆= 1 prayer for fish 🐠 🐟 🎣

My favorite baryonyx died yesterday at level 69

Up to share his beloved memory

Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am a bary

I will stun u

Bary on land go run

Bary in sky isn’t right

Bary in water: SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND

Hmmmmmmm let's see...

Stripes: check

Scary: check

Stealthy: check...

Well, I think this would be a pretty good ta-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS DONE WITH ITS FISH DIET AND STARTED A HOOMAN DIET RUUUNNNNNNN