Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So third attempt at playing this game and spawn in on one of these guys sunbathing out at sea and watch it destroy a megladon, Iโm on day 3 now and heโs been circling the island since, I fear for my life that Mr burton will soon come to throw me a house warming party and bring the Jill sandwiches with large helpings of self pity slaw and please god no sausage rolls
More Baryonyx Funny Tips
If barry eat fishy then why Barry eat me?
Me:whereโs the spinos spine?
It:I AM NOT A SPINO
it:(eats your house wall)
Me:AAAAAHHHHH-(dies)
โwhere do barys come fromโ
โWell when a raptor and a spino love each other very muchโฆโ
(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! โค๏ธ
It head is giant!!!!
A hElPfUl TiP sHoUlD include MORE WORDS
Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh itโs my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help
Once I tamed a Baryonyx and a wild one came to me it had same color as my Baryonyx, it started to follow me and I was like wait a minute I didnโt put my Baryonyx on follow, all of a sudden it it started attacking me, my Baryonyx tried to save me and died itโs name was โ fishโ r.i.p fish
One up ๐= 1 prayer for fish ๐ ๐ ๐ฃ
me explaining to the Bary iโm not a fish: (ใยฐ็ยฐ)ใ
the Bary eating me anyways: ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
the two coelacanths that were supposed to die: (โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ โ(๏พใฎ๏พโ)
Technically Baryonyx shouldnโt eat you as they are proven to be piscivourus (they eat fish)๐ please like for more interesting facts
-Iโs Aquatics
Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?