Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the attack drone? Funny attack drone jokes submitted by ARK players.
Oops sorry the overseer sat on my drone remote.
You can tame them but there is only one way to tame they love a nice big huge helping of FORCETAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi
Just open ark at 3 am and boom
Guess what
Nothing happens
Just kidding
the game opens normally
I know this is the most waste of your time Haha lol
Alexa SNAPPED
Few more words
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As I was looking at the attack drone on Doddex an add about Amazon shipping came up
If u look at dah face it like like its optimus prime
Hmm anyone know if deez are on Ebay?lol
Siri end those survivors life I can do that reloading gun done reloading BOOM BOOM BOOM
Check your grandads back shed no need to tame one with a potatoe peeler. Grandads have everything. Almost.....
Rollin rollin rollin roll out !!!!!
This thing is no different from the drones that the firefighters use just a bit more touching and itโs safe!
I recommend a primitive longneck with darts... Have fun when ya get a breeding pair...
Honestly a much better way to get tapejaras! *grabs a longneck rifle* and bring some of the following: tek armor, darts, berries, lemons, meat, Prime meat, fish meat, Prime fish meat, spare underwear. These things are kinda terrifying...
-Dilophist
Pew pew.
Pew pew.
Pew pew.
Ur dead.
You can by on 5 below but there so weak
These C.R.A.P.heads killed my 110 giga
Anyone notice how these things look like the drones from Halo 4? Once seen you canโt unsee it!
These exist in prehistoric eras they're just called "Tapejara"
They crumble up like stone when you mine it in minecraft.
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