Me: you should not be near
Friend: it’s fine
Me: (runs away)
Friend : whatever
Friend: (attacks drone)
Drone: die meany
Friend is died
Me: Johny ha
Drone oh hi
Me: nope
Drone: ok?
Parasaur: I didn’t see anything

Dodo tales (Ep11 S1)

Rick woke up and looked around. "Jerry is gone!" He thought. Then he began to get mad as he realized what Jerry had done. He grabbed a single shot pistol and ran out of the house, he was going to find Jerry and bring him back safely no matter what the cost. Luckily, there were footprints Jerry had left. They led to a cave and then away from it. Eventually, they brought Rick to a Swamp. "Not a Swamp!" He groaned. He debated whether or not he should go, until he finally decided. He walked through the Swamp, but soon realized he was no longer following Jerry's tracks, but someone else's. He came to a small hut and kicked the door. Nothing happened. He kicked it again, this time harder. Once again nothing happened. He kicked it as hard as he could and the weak old door flew off its hinges and fell inside the house on the floor. He saw a man helping Jerry try to stand. Without hesitation, he pointed his pistol at the man's face.....

Huh it’s really not hard to kill well I don’t know I play in creative mode so maybe it’s not hard or not like up if it is like down if not pls do it

These actually exist outside of Ark, but are secretly disguised as a very common species known as “pigeons.”

This attack drones are that powerful that it does 0 damge to me oh my gawd

Were’s the ARK movie wild card.not from game view real view

Pew pew

Arkobots roll out !

Oh no it’s another one of Eggmans robots

These things cost like $600 at Best Buy and fall apart after two sniper shots...waste of money.

Done belongs to the strongest boss on the island but with tek on how muck damage do they deal absolutely 0 and with a sniper you *KAPEW KAPEW* *POFWOOSHH* as I was saying you can hit them with a sniper twice and they’re dead. But if you’ll excuse me

Poofpoofpoofpoofpoofpoofpoofpoof BANG BANG FWOOSH bapbapbapbapbap fpwooooooooooshhhhhh “time to acend”

Wow it’s invisibility cloaks is so good I can’t even see them on the app

Hi
Just open ark at 3 am and boom


Guess what

Nothing happens

Just kidding
the game opens normally
I know this is the most waste of your time Haha lol

If u look at dah face it like like its optimus prime

Really annoying kill all of these f***ers.

Oops sorry the overseer sat on my drone remote.

Apparently, these things have genders when you use forcetame on them. (I have not checked to see if you can breed them)

This is what you call a glitch to drone kind

I recommend a primitive longneck with darts... Have fun when ya get a breeding pair...

Honestly a much better way to get tapejaras! *grabs a longneck rifle* and bring some of the following: tek armor, darts, berries, lemons, meat, Prime meat, fish meat, Prime fish meat, spare underwear. These things are kinda terrifying...



-Dilophist

Hmm anyone know if deez are on Ebay?lol