These actually exist outside of Ark, but are secretly disguised as a very common species known as “pigeons.”

Me: you should not be near
Friend: it’s fine
Me: (runs away)
Friend : whatever
Friend: (attacks drone)
Drone: die meany
Friend is died
Me: Johny ha
Drone oh hi
Me: nope
Drone: ok?
Parasaur: I didn’t see anything

Dodo tales (Ep11 S1)

Rick woke up and looked around. "Jerry is gone!" He thought. Then he began to get mad as he realized what Jerry had done. He grabbed a single shot pistol and ran out of the house, he was going to find Jerry and bring him back safely no matter what the cost. Luckily, there were footprints Jerry had left. They led to a cave and then away from it. Eventually, they brought Rick to a Swamp. "Not a Swamp!" He groaned. He debated whether or not he should go, until he finally decided. He walked through the Swamp, but soon realized he was no longer following Jerry's tracks, but someone else's. He came to a small hut and kicked the door. Nothing happened. He kicked it again, this time harder. Once again nothing happened. He kicked it as hard as he could and the weak old door flew off its hinges and fell inside the house on the floor. He saw a man helping Jerry try to stand. Without hesitation, he pointed his pistol at the man's face.....

Me : 🤔 What if
Me : hey Siri I know you work for the gov-
Me : SIRI WTH

You can tame them but there is only one way to tame they love a nice big huge helping of FORCETAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arkobots roll out !

These things cost like $600 at Best Buy and fall apart after two sniper shots...waste of money.

Wow it’s invisibility cloaks is so good I can’t even see them on the app

Oh no it’s another one of Eggmans robots

Done belongs to the strongest boss on the island but with tek on how muck damage do they deal absolutely 0 and with a sniper you *KAPEW KAPEW* *POFWOOSHH* as I was saying you can hit them with a sniper twice and they’re dead. But if you’ll excuse me

Poofpoofpoofpoofpoofpoofpoofpoof BANG BANG FWOOSH bapbapbapbapbap fpwooooooooooshhhhhh “time to acend”

You can control them by going to a Alexa and say “Alexa control drones” then there is a 99.9% chance that she will do something completely different









(Of course I’m jk)

Hi
Just open ark at 3 am and boom


Guess what

Nothing happens

Just kidding
the game opens normally
I know this is the most waste of your time Haha lol

This attack drones are that powerful that it does 0 damge to me oh my gawd

If u look at dah face it like like its optimus prime

Oops sorry the overseer sat on my drone remote.

Pew pew

Really annoying kill all of these f***ers.

Apparently, these things have genders when you use forcetame on them. (I have not checked to see if you can breed them)

Were’s the ARK movie wild card.not from game view real view

I recommend a primitive longneck with darts... Have fun when ya get a breeding pair...

Honestly a much better way to get tapejaras! *grabs a longneck rifle* and bring some of the following: tek armor, darts, berries, lemons, meat, Prime meat, fish meat, Prime fish meat, spare underwear. These things are kinda terrifying...



-Dilophist