These actually exist outside of Ark, but are secretly disguised as a very common species known as “pigeons.”

“Alexa, murder those survivors.”

Arkobots roll out !

These things cost like $600 at Best Buy and fall apart after two sniper shots...waste of money.

Wow it’s invisibility cloaks is so good I can’t even see them on the app

Didn’t trust the government before?…..well…. How much do you trust them now?😬

Me: you should not be near

Friend: it’s fine

Me: (runs away)

Friend : whatever

Friend: (attacks drone)

Drone: die meany

Friend is died

Me: Johny ha

Drone oh hi

Me: nope

Drone: ok?

Parasaur: I didn’t see anything

To whoever said that about the pigeons… I am in a play as the lead role (Dr. Evil) and he tries to wipe out the world with his army of laser pigeons!

Dodo tales (Ep11 S1)

Rick woke up and looked around. "Jerry is gone!" He thought. Then he began to get mad as he realized what Jerry had done. He grabbed a single shot pistol and ran out of the house, he was going to find Jerry and bring him back safely no matter what the cost. Luckily, there were footprints Jerry had left. They led to a cave and then away from it. Eventually, they brought Rick to a Swamp. "Not a Swamp!" He groaned. He debated whether or not he should go, until he finally decided. He walked through the Swamp, but soon realized he was no longer following Jerry's tracks, but someone else's. He came to a small hut and kicked the door. Nothing happened. He kicked it again, this time harder. Once again nothing happened. He kicked it as hard as he could and the weak old door flew off its hinges and fell inside the house on the floor. He saw a man helping Jerry try to stand. Without hesitation, he pointed his pistol at the man's face.....

Siri end those survivors life I can do that reloading gun done reloading BOOM BOOM BOOM

Of you Breed then they lay tapejara eggs lol

As I was looking at the attack drone on Doddex an add about Amazon shipping came up

Done belongs to the strongest boss on the island but with tek on how muck damage do they deal absolutely 0 and with a sniper you *KAPEW KAPEW* *POFWOOSHH* as I was saying you can hit them with a sniper twice and they’re dead. But if you’ll excuse me

Poofpoofpoofpoofpoofpoofpoofpoof BANG BANG FWOOSH bapbapbapbapbap fpwooooooooooshhhhhh “time to acend”

You can by on 5 below but there so weak

Oh no it’s another one of Eggmans robots

Developer1:We should make a robot

Developer2:We should!

Owner:A flying one!

Developer3:Ok imma make it now.

ACCIDENTALLY

CREATES A MECHANICAL MURDERER MACHINE

You can tame them but there is only one way to tame they love a nice big huge helping of FORCETAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi

Just open ark at 3 am and boom

Guess what

Nothing happens

Just kidding

the game opens normally

I know this is the most waste of your time Haha lol

Apparently, these things have genders when you use forcetame on them. (I have not checked to see if you can breed them)

Oops sorry the overseer sat on my drone remote.