Halo

These actually exist outside of Ark, but are secretly disguised as a very common species known as “pigeons.”

These things cost like $600 at Best Buy and fall apart after two sniper shots...waste of money.

“Alexa, murder those survivors.”

Arkobots roll out !

Wow it’s invisibility cloaks is so good I can’t even see them on the app

They sell these at Walmart on sale

Real men use sling shots.

Me: you should not be near

Friend: it’s fine

Me: (runs away)

Friend : whatever

Friend: (attacks drone)

Drone: die meany

Friend is died

Me: Johny ha

Drone oh hi

Me: nope

Drone: ok?

Parasaur: I didn’t see anything