What are some funny jokes or stories about the astrocetus? Funny astrocetus jokes submitted by ARK players.
May occasionally spawn, improbably enough, alongside a bowl of petunias.
Easy tame just feed it one mejoberry
It’s so slow!!!!!!!
I used my mega meck to tame it next thing I know piranha 🩸🩸🩸🩸
Fun fact your g. A. Y
Tame it with cooked fish
I dare you
Moral of the story kids.... Once u free willy don't let him fall for drugs... U shouldnt fall for em either
Saddle is pretty cheap Ngl
it is a 🤓
because it cannot fly
in reality
it uses an invisible vacuum
With 0.01x taming, level 9999, and with cooked fish meat, this takes 4.877 years and not 93 years to tame
Hippity Hoppity I will yeet you off my property
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your in the lunar biome
This is coming for you
Very easy to tame, its a passive mejoberry tame. 10/10 would tame again.
Not to be confused with Astrodelphis
Arcitic Biome
I see flirting Kyoger nice but it is not blue I go in to my leaders bed room steal blue pant run out then show of
My kyoger
I don’t know if we can call this a Flying Fortress or if we should call it the thing that Ronan used in captain marvel to trie and wipe out humanity
Just grab dory
Ollloloo
You tamed it
So pretty ohhhhhh whale shoots me with tail blast
*me and my friends are about raid enemies base* okay this is it
*ME sees an Astrocetus* ENEMY VTOL INBOUND!!!