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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the astrocetus? Funny astrocetus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-11T12:59:24+00:00

“Awwwwwooooo”. Dori 2019-2020

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2019-11-05T17:44:21+00:00

First i dont know anything about this creature.

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-08-22T05:04:49+00:00

Ahhh yes, the first ever creature to pee on the moon,

Also the first ever creature to crap on the moon,

And the first ever mammal in space,

Quite nice huh?

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2021-11-05T11:09:04+00:00

It is a big whale that goes ooooooo

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-10-18T05:23:30+00:00

You could literally make a Star Wars fight in this astrodelphis as fighters and astrocetus as the big ships

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2021-10-12T16:10:13+00:00

Haha Wailmer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-10-08T23:07:31+00:00

…

astrodelphis’ daddy…

yessssssssir…

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-30T15:27:03+00:00

When I first saw one I thought I was in a book by Douglas Adams. . .

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2020-10-31T11:51:07+00:00

Ocean Biome

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-31T11:50:30+00:00

Volcanic Biome

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2020-10-08T19:51:18+00:00

The fking ark space whale.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2020-09-28T16:44:36+00:00

This whale yeetus deletes any lunar base. Lead us to a tribe victory.

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2020-09-27T07:23:45+00:00

With 0.1 taming efficiency and 0.1 starve timer, it will take 4.9 years to tame with cooked fish meat.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2020-07-17T04:34:37+00:00

Pacific Rim and moby dicc had a baby

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2020-07-12T23:15:46+00:00

I enjoyed shooting this big #### with rockets.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-09T15:01:34+00:00

Me: omg babe! I found a space whale! A level 145!

BF watches me try to tame it solo

Me: omg it's so pretty!

BF continues to watch..

Me: *turns around, and sees the mouth* "oh shi-" *gets eaten in one bite and BF laughs*

Well then..😐

I shall have my revenge you Futurama reminding, space Moby Dick! Even if it kills me.. again

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-05T06:03:49+00:00

May occasionally spawn, improbably enough, alongside a bowl of petunias.

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-01T06:12:17+00:00

Easy tame just feed it one mejoberry

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2020-02-28T11:34:31+00:00

It’s so slow!!!!!!!

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2024-12-13T03:40:48+00:00

I used my mega meck to tame it next thing I know piranha 🩸🩸🩸🩸