Me: omg babe! I found a space whale! A level 145!

BF watches me try to tame it solo

Me: omg it's so pretty!

BF continues to watch..

Me: *turns around, and sees the mouth* "oh shi-" *gets eaten in one bite and BF laughs*

Well then..😐

I shall have my revenge you Futurama reminding, space Moby Dick! Even if it kills me.. again