What are some funny jokes or stories about the astrocetus? Funny astrocetus jokes submitted by ARK players.
With 0.01 taming and 0.01 food drain also, using cooked fish meat, it takes approximately 485 YEARS to tame.
Me: 😳🤦♂️
Their admin cheat name is spacewhale XD😂
Aaaaaaaa! Loki opens the portal again! This time on ark! Someone get the avengers!!!!
Me tames a Astro. Starts playing darts Vader theme.
Who also is getting B-17 vibes?
Warper: are u mocking me?!
Astrocetus: he’s trying to copy me
Ok, who bred the sea slug with the hump back whale again?
AstroCEETUS YEETUS BEETUS BALEETUS SMEETUS SHEETUS SWALEETUS!
Bro it's my SPACE WHALE!!!! 🐋 🐳 🐋 🐳
Purgill
Only star wars fans will get this
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And
Dessert you!
Never gonna make you cry
SAY GOODBYE
Wildcard day one: “ The Rex works and is ready to go!
Wildcard day 200:@ThE SpAcE wHaLe WiTh TeK wInGs iS dOnE
I named him moby dick,not becuase of the story but because he was a real d!ck when i was tryin to tame him
From what I heard, this a##hole is deadly. forget moby dick, this guy makes it seem like an orca
Definitely not fitting through a behemoth gate.. Lol
Bring. Me. A. Picture. aahhhhhhh
Scince it brings nearby stuff with it when it warps, can you chase people and warp them into a base full of turrets?
The whale says:
ិហ៣ោ៦រង្លឥ២ោុ្៥កកថ៦ុ្៣៨យយឥៀឹ្ោ៣០ិ្តផ៨យហក៣៣ង
Rough Translation: u are goofy as hell dude, please stahp
Astrocetus=flying whale
Skiff=flying boat.
What's next, a flying fish? (Does not count if the fish has been thrown)
Wildcard: devs why? U have so many hybrids from the Denny to the thyla in a long list! What’s next, a alien slash ballisoarus?
Devs: what a great idea!!!!!