Not only did it take my favourite jerboa, it also took my virginity.

It's too OP. ---Bob the survivor---

Spoken, token, your armor is now broken.

Arthro: "If you define yourself by your power to take lives, to damage stone, and to breathe underwater, then you have nothing."

Dunkleo: "And what do you have??"

Arthro: (skitters) "Legs."

These guys must aspire to be geniuses I mean why else would they submit to loyalty for a single bowl of intellectual power?

Remember the days of using C4? Well, they’re gone now. What do we do nowadays? Well we just spit venom on tek structures and watch them crumble

Wow is this a tek base you have?

It would be a shame if something were to happen to it...

Really?!?? They need to sound like this??? It is creepy even outside during the day.

Again, why is there a giant insect?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

It will melt your armor

Right off of you

Player: Nothing can get past my Tek Forcefield! Someone’s tamed arthropleura: am I a joke to you?

Make sure to wear your best armor and walk slowly directly towards it. It will spit at you, and if it hits you, your armor gets a buff!

Rex: I am a DESTROYER. Not even the toughest of players with the toughest of armor can withstand my bite, not to mention the ONLY destroyer.

Arthropluera: Are you sure about that?

Ark:Tek structures are indestructible

Arthropluera:Hold my beer

This things a Literal Sex Offender. It rips off your clothes and It'll Get any Armour off. Ya'll Be watchin' out for this guy he probably works with the Reapers.

Artho I be,

You say “don’t hurt me!”,

Well I don’t care,

I’ll Vomit in your hair,

Say by to your tek,

Cause my vomit wrecks,

All those who dare,

Enter my cave lair,

Oh yes I do spit,

And blast your armor to bits,

Now-

(Vomiting)

Dave the Human: No. No please no! This is ascendant tek! Nooooo!

Artho: ha! Stupid Dave,

You entered my cave,

And fell for my trick

Oh Dave, the big fat-

Dave: RAGE QUIT!

(Beeeeeeeeep)

The end

Artho:Thank you, thank you very much.

One day, a dilo, scorpion and titanoboa got really drunk...

Me when i see them on my wall =EEEK BUG

Me when i see them in ark with my flak=Nice bug?

My flak=*shows me dododex*

Me={“lets go”

The artho=“but we have’nt even had tea!!!”

*dies*

Looks for amour

“Artho:want some flak tea?”

(Runs away)

Fun fact: the artho has the dirtiest mind in ark. It looks at you and thinks: “I wonder what’s underneath”(vomit) “oooooooo”. Yeah that’s right. Think about that.

Tutorial of how to lose your courage:

Step 1: go on a cave

Step 2: find a centipede

Step 3: run in fear as your armor dissapeared

Step 4: die because the other cave creatures killed you