It’s like the opposite of a vampire. Instead of drinking blood it spits it at you

the arthropluera asked the sword: wanna melt?

“no” said the sword

”MY NAME IS JEFF” said the arthropluera while meting the sword

Shotgun to the face piece is the best way to dispatch these leggy bitey creepy things. Don't miss and reload reload reload!!!

So once I was on my beautiful mantis and a lil mf micro raptor came at me followed by a swarm of athro who killed me and my 150 mantis real quick

Some thong will Help knock it out or just kill it but use a shot gun

Once I saw this thing

Me: ima Logan Paul it

Worm: not to day * shots green thing at me*

Me: oh crap *dies*

Worm: Muhahahaha

Is that death I heat (turns around artho there) yep

To whoever said the arthro is an herbivore the broth of enlightenment is made of plants u dumb a.s.s

I wish these things ate bugs and pest like they do in real life

Use bug repellant won't attack u

*Me on a mount with tek armor*

Arthopluera: come closer I promise that I won’t break your tek armor

Me: everyone knows that you break armor. But you did promise so I guess this time you wo MY ARMOR YOU LIED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arthopluera: yea that’s what we do what are you going to do about it

*Me grabs tek rifle*

Ark: you have killed arthopluera lvl 1

Me: it was lvl 100!!! Stop lieing

Ark: but it’s funny

Is that a nerf I smell?-Sassy boi

Why must wild card make this of existence. 😤

Arth: Hey why the heck you here.

Me: to tame you.

Arth: Flip you think you can tame me.

Me: yeah.

Arth: your a flipping noob.

Me:Flip you watch and see.

Arth: *sleeps*

Me: yeah sucker.

Arth:hahah I kill you noob.

Me:bleh.

Arth:your a poopy head noob and I poop on you eye 👁

My ascendant longneck and ghillie armour: this could be easy...

That one spider blowing my cover: IT AIN’T SO EASY NOW AIN’T IT?!?

The arthro I was targeting: (teleports behind me) Nothing personal kid, (spits and destroys my ghillie armour)

The whole cave: INTRUDER SPOTTED! ALL UNITS ENGAGE!

2 or so arthrosplueras’: It’s dinner time baby.

Artho: *Knock, Knock*

Me: "Is that Karen?-"

Artho: 'SUPRISE MOTHERF*CKER!!' *Spits venom on TEK ARMOUR and leaves*

Me: *Waves* "Bye.....thanks, arsehole" *Sips Milk, while glaring at him*

We’re going to need the biggest boots 🥾👟👞👢👡👠

Litrelly a GOD DAMN CENTIPEDE! ={

“Non-violent tame”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

You:hey go tame that it’s passive just get some spoiled meat.Friend:ok.Friend 5 seconds later:WHAT THE FLIP ITS NOT PASSIVE TAME U JERK.You(puts on chilled suit and bug spray):tames instantly.Friend:why u little bitc