*Me on a mount with tek armor*

Arthopluera: come closer I promise that I won’t break your tek armor

Me: everyone knows that you break armor. But you did promise so I guess this time you wo MY ARMOR YOU LIED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arthopluera: yea that’s what we do what are you going to do about it

*Me grabs tek rifle*

Ark: you have killed arthopluera lvl 1

Me: it was lvl 100!!! Stop lieing

Ark: but it’s funny