What are some funny jokes or stories about the arthropluera? Funny arthropluera jokes submitted by ARK players.
He protec
He attacc
But most in portantly he sends your armour to heaven
They are danger noodle but with no umbrella
So … uglyyyy *shudder*
A hEiPfUi TiP sHoUiD iNcLuDe MoRe WoRdS.
Hi my name is aphro your thatch base I can destroy wood I can to 😁 same with stone can destroy metal. Even vaults but most importantly TEK
Me in a cave with tek. Armor. :aphro be like bye bye tek armor
Lol they destroy vaults with 100 hits🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cacti broth
Bug repellent
Ghillie armor
LV. 1
u can walk in front of it’s face without it noticing u
Modern day people who are scared of centipedes and see one: Good thing there aren’t any big centipedes.
Wildcard: SIKE YO THOUGHT
Broke ur bones and ur Armour u have not been playing. ark is not my master
Just get like a bunch of these to raid a tek base in pvp like just an army of 100 lvl 300 centipedes they wont stand a chance
Me: alright its tamed lets get it back to base and name it
*gets back to base*
Me: ok what should i name you? Wait, are you male or fem-
*realisez its genderless*
Bruh how do you breed these things
If u think the only creature that is tameable that can knock out scorpian
Ur wrong, arthro can to on mobile (idk for pc)
Bing bong your ascendant flak is gone.
Good bye tek suit..............
They go yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
How on earth are these passive tames..... it makes no sense whatsoever
They spit
They destroy
You dead
NOPE.NOPE. NOPE. NOOOOPPPPPPEEEE
I HATE THESE DUDES, ONE SPIT, ALL ARMOUR GONE, EVEN TEK ARMOUR, HHHHAAATTTEEE TTTHHHEEEMMMMM😤😱🤬
I had too fight two of these along with two boas to save my raptor. I did it through 😌😼
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE *slither
A helpful tip should INCLUDE MORE WORDS...
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