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A bird,

No, wrong word!

I’m an argy,

Up to 11 feet,

I know, I’m pretty neat.

What do they call me?

The great teratorn,

I’m feisty, they warn

Ah yes, Campbell and Tonni,

The two who found my fossil,

And thought, Woah this birds colossal!

I know what your thinking,

I’ve never heard of this species heretofore,

Well yes I’m from way before!

Yep it’s true,

Sadly extinct-

But oh just think!

What it would be like to live here in the future…

The sad argy song.

Squirrely- I think argies are epic 😎

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