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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
I named one Big Bird. She and I killed so many therizinos together. She was my favorite animal. While I was taking dire wolves she was attacked and killed by the pack. I didn’t go back to the game for a few days after that.
I named one Big Bird Jr, but she was a disappointment. While fighting some bugs she hit a Bronto by mistake.
I named my next argentavis Big Third. The only reason I even tamed another after Jr was for the name, but he turned out to be just as great as the first one, almost.
Okay,so one day I was playing Ark and I decided to go find a sabertooth because I'm that one basic person that never cares about the rexes we have at the base but just LOVES the sabertooth because it's a kitty,and so I found one and I tamed it,Then I came across this pretty 130 blue and purple argentavis and I was like,"Ooo pretty birb."while my father who is playing with me asks what I'm saying "Ooo" for,and I explain because I found a pretty birb and so he is telling me to NOT tame it because he said it is probably a low level while I ignore him because I'm to focused on the birb I'm currently shooting down whth tranquilizer darts and taming it,once I'm finished I come back with my new birb I I feel proud of myself cause I didn't my self because I what so ever never trust my self with anything except breeding.He turned out to secretly love it because I saw it's level overnight going up.
-Thylcolo huntress I hope you liked this please up because he nailed me in the shoulder today and it's been painful and I think that will help increase my trust inyself and help me heal,thank you and hope you loves this as much as I appreciate all of y'all! :D
Me and my brothers were playing Ragnarock and one of them was caring me with his argavantus and before I had been piosened by a spider.
We were flying away and like 200 feet in the air (so pretty high )
And I passed out while he was caring me.
And I plummeted to the ground and was stuck there for a while. And a little after we ran into those scary super annoying alligators.