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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2022-01-02T16:48:22+00:00

Birb

Birbs

Birbies

Broobies

Boohees

That’s why birbs are related to girls

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-09T08:51:19+00:00

You guys know that I tamed my first argentavis with the help of Griffin. Actually everyone tames a argy with the help of pte but I tamed with the help of my tribemate's Griffin cause that argy was of 225 lvl and if I had took my pte of 124 lvl then that argy could have killed my pte

But anyways it sounds a quiet funny that I took Griffin to tame a argy😂😜

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-02T14:03:50+00:00

The evaluation of dodo, dodo RG Dodorex dodowyvern

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-09-27T14:18:00+00:00

This is a flying chiken you want to grill.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-17T06:32:45+00:00

They are the best for Raiding,Put metal but slow AF

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-06T07:35:13+00:00

I got a level 459 bird when I started a new server admin gave me it by unclamping it

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-01T05:01:09+00:00

BRUHH who thought that killing high level dodos for xp would make me food for this bird beast

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-18T23:00:31+00:00

Do not tame with with a Gally near by

It will lead a rex to you

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-29T14:56:34+00:00

Most overrated dino its not very fast and the smithy saddle is pretty much a novelty

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-15T11:09:56+00:00

Argys are so ez to tame only like some prime meat and 10 tranq darts

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-06-21T19:22:08+00:00

My first time taming an argentavis so I thought I could use my fist long story short I thought it finally knocked it out until I went over there to give it meat and I killed it

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-06-17T17:24:23+00:00

When i tried to tame a giganotosaur, this bird came with his whole neighborhood and ate my giga. I swore to kill every one of them every time i encounter any since then

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-06-02T20:09:11+00:00

Argentavis Magnifigens, The scientific name of this amazing bird. Don’t judge I think they’re cool!

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-05-27T11:34:19+00:00

In minecraft you can craft this Thing with an elytren and an craftingtable

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-05-02T21:35:15+00:00

I just knocked one out and it’s about all tamed up, then I look at it’s stats, and here’s what I see: Health: 438 I was ticked

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-05-02T04:22:07+00:00

so like this Bird is like the reason i played ark in the 1st place and when i knock one out i litterally flew back and fort to get my dilos as my body guard 😂

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-04-29T14:14:46+00:00

Once I was taming an argy buuuuuuuuuuuuut when I was getting prime I heard footsteps aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there was a giga eating it I raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-04-21T19:47:29+00:00

I was hunting wolves and a jet black argy started attacking me. I knocked it out it. A rex spawned in right next to it. 😭😭😭😭

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-04-20T23:52:38+00:00

The reason why they are slow is bc they are so fat

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-04-15T07:35:19+00:00

starve it and then burn it in you fire and then feed its body to the megs in ur pool when they poo it out turn it into fertilizer to grow carrots then eat the carrots.