Argy:I am the fastest bird!

Ptradon:hold my dodo bear

Direbear:did you just call me dodo bear?!?!(bear tears off the Petra,drinks his beer and goes)

Argy:Ha! ha! ha! , now I am the fastest bird in ark!!!!

Queztal:hold my large beer

(Few seconds later)

Tapejera:did you guys forgot me?,now hold my tek bear(a tek bear arrives and chews off the Tapejera)

Dragon:(comes and burns all the birds)haaahaaa now I am the fastest

Archaeoperityx:bro I am still left to burn