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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-09-17T06:32:45+00:00

They are the best for Raiding,Put metal but slow AF

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-09-06T07:35:13+00:00

I got a level 459 bird when I started a new server admin gave me it by unclamping it

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-09-01T05:01:09+00:00

BRUHH who thought that killing high level dodos for xp would make me food for this bird beast

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-08-18T23:00:31+00:00

Do not tame with with a Gally near by

It will lead a rex to you

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-29T14:56:34+00:00

Most overrated dino its not very fast and the smithy saddle is pretty much a novelty

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-15T11:09:56+00:00

Argys are so ez to tame only like some prime meat and 10 tranq darts

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-21T19:22:08+00:00

My first time taming an argentavis so I thought I could use my fist long story short I thought it finally knocked it out until I went over there to give it meat and I killed it

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-17T17:24:23+00:00

When i tried to tame a giganotosaur, this bird came with his whole neighborhood and ate my giga. I swore to kill every one of them every time i encounter any since then

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-02T20:09:11+00:00

Argentavis Magnifigens, The scientific name of this amazing bird. Don’t judge I think they’re cool!

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-05-27T11:34:19+00:00

In minecraft you can craft this Thing with an elytren and an craftingtable

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-05-02T21:35:15+00:00

I just knocked one out and it’s about all tamed up, then I look at it’s stats, and here’s what I see: Health: 438 I was ticked

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-05-02T04:22:07+00:00

so like this Bird is like the reason i played ark in the 1st place and when i knock one out i litterally flew back and fort to get my dilos as my body guard 😂

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-04-29T14:14:46+00:00

Once I was taming an argy buuuuuuuuuuuuut when I was getting prime I heard footsteps aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there was a giga eating it I raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-04-21T19:47:29+00:00

I was hunting wolves and a jet black argy started attacking me. I knocked it out it. A rex spawned in right next to it. 😭😭😭😭

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-04-20T23:52:38+00:00

The reason why they are slow is bc they are so fat

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-04-15T07:35:19+00:00

starve it and then burn it in you fire and then feed its body to the megs in ur pool when they poo it out turn it into fertilizer to grow carrots then eat the carrots.

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-04-05T00:07:22+00:00

It can’t even get rid of an ant!

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-02-10T23:38:46+00:00

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score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-01-24T15:49:48+00:00

I was playing with my friend and we were about to go into the chitin cave and I accidentally left whistle all on and that is how I lost one of my many high level argys

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-01-22T01:22:09+00:00

Rip toriel

I would like to say a few words for toriel

She was a good friend too all and she was thicccc