Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Argy:I am the fastest bird! Ptradon:hold my dodo bear Direbear:did you…

Argy:I am the fastest bird!
Ptradon:hold my dodo bear
Direbear:did you just call me dodo bear?!?!(bear tears off the Petra,drinks his beer and goes)
Argy:Ha! ha! ha! , now I am the fastest bird in ark!!!!
Queztal:hold my large beer
(Few seconds later)
Tapejera:did you guys forgot me?,now hold my tek bear(a tek bear arrives and chews off the Tapejera)
Dragon:(comes and burns all the birds)haaahaaa now I am the fastest
Archaeoperityx:bro I am still left to burn
More Argentavis Funny Tips
Name it duolingo...
Paint it green and the beak yellow (orange if it is orange)
When you go to raid a base with your argy scream: WHY DONT YOU LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE MATE. (Sorry for the Aussie English there)
If you dislike this you will see a argy named duolingo come raid your base. So don’t dislike and you will be safe 😊