Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
The Legend of Fletching 2 (Ark Mobile BTW) Once soon a time I tamed an argy that was red and silver when I returned to base I dyed the red part royal purple and I named him Fletching because he reminded me of my old argy I used to have, (Legend of Fletching 1) after a while of lvling him up Fletching had max speed 6k hp and 315 weight my ally’s (Elite is one of them) would love to breed fletching with their females because he was a pretty high lvl argy on this new server (mighty rise 1, but it got taken down due to being so toxic so you can play on mighty rise 2) but anyways one of my tribe mates old teen titan framed me so the tribe members were jerks to me so I waited outside the base with fletching and asked Stacee to I claim him instead she pressed the kill botten and picked me up with her argy and threw me into turrets…
Me: Awe crap I lost my dodo >:(
Dodo: HAHA- BYE STOOPID
argie: lands close to where my dodo was
Me: oh hey ima use my pteranodon and go find this bish
Argie: —D E R P—
Me: oh hey there is my dodo-
Also me: wait-
Argie: looks at me
Me: OH SH-
Argie: >: D
Me on the other hand: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
You know that canyons biome in Ragnarok, the one with all the big rock tower things and all the spinos? Well, I was flying around on my argy Ripley (named because of his formidable ripping claws) and I spotted a diplo just chilling on a small cliff. I flew over and whacked it. It was the funniest thing to see the diplo just sadly fall all the way down to the bottom XD