Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: Awe crap I lost my dodo >:(
Dodo: HAHA- BYE STOOPID
argie: lands close to where my dodo was
Me: oh hey ima use my pteranodon and go find this bish
Argie: —D E R P—
Me: oh hey there is my dodo-
Also me: wait-
Argie: looks at me
Me: OH SH-
Argie: >: D
Me on the other hand: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
You know that canyons biome in Ragnarok, the one with all the big rock tower things and all the spinos? Well, I was flying around on my argy Ripley (named because of his formidable ripping claws) and I spotted a diplo just chilling on a small cliff. I flew over and whacked it. It was the funniest thing to see the diplo just sadly fall all the way down to the bottom XD