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What are some funny jokes or stories about the archaeopteryx? Funny archaeopteryx jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 11 · Answer 1 · 2023-02-20T16:13:45+00:00

This is so cowardly that it will glide all the way to herbivore island and still not feel safe enough.

score 17 · Answer 2 · 2021-03-21T17:00:42+00:00

Day 999:it’s been 999 days I’m still falling

score 12 · Answer 3 · 2022-08-01T05:22:48+00:00

That one evolved compy that grew wings a learned to fly lmao

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2025-07-05T17:16:40+00:00

It's a bird

It's a plane

No It's a flying dinosaur?

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2024-11-26T20:14:12+00:00

D o N t J uM p O f F T h E V o L C a N O!!!😐

score 9 · Answer 6 · 2023-05-30T17:15:29+00:00

UHM HOW DO I GET DOWN SOMEONE HELP-

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2024-11-24T02:01:28+00:00

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.………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Still falling ……………………………………………………………😐😐😐 falling……………………………………………………………………………falling🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥…….…………………………………………………… I FINALLY LANDED!!! how long did that take? Ummm 4 years maybe?

score 12 · Answer 8 · 2022-06-06T20:31:48+00:00

*compy drinks Red Bull *

RED BuLL GiBs Me WiNgS!!! *crashes* owie.

score 16 · Answer 9 · 2021-02-24T16:18:09+00:00

Wait- so you can shove chitin down it’s throat?

score 19 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-10T03:00:38+00:00

I can’t find but it’s super fun to glide around the map

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2025-02-22T20:18:20+00:00

They don’t fly when there wild but when you tame them…YOU

SAY I CAN BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2025-02-18T13:23:30+00:00

What's the difference between this and Microraptor? Sorry if I spelled it wrong

score 14 · Answer 13 · 2021-07-12T19:13:08+00:00

Haha funni hang glider chiken

A helpful tip should have more words

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2026-01-17T03:09:21+00:00

YOU DONT NEEDA PARACHUTE WITH THIS LIL BOI

score 23 · Answer 15 · 2018-07-23T14:56:58+00:00

ArchaeopTRIX is for kids...

I’m sorry.

score 13 · Answer 16 · 2021-07-19T10:21:40+00:00

These guys are mini terror birds

score 10 · Answer 17 · 2022-07-26T04:26:48+00:00

I wonder if they sell theses at KFC

score 17 · Answer 18 · 2020-02-15T22:40:31+00:00

For the guy who said ‘Why does it eat bug skin?’. In some countries, (like the Phillipenes) they roast beetles and eat them. Many animals DO eat bugs, so it would make sense. Also, chitin isn’t only bug skin. On ARK, you can get chitin from lots of things. aua

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2026-01-04T05:16:36+00:00

GAY GAY GAY! THESE ARE OFFICIALLY THE MOST IRRITATING THING IN ARK!!!

score 8 · Answer 20 · 2023-02-14T15:44:49+00:00

Why do these eat chitin……? I really don’t know…