The one up a tree watching you absolutely massacre other archaeopteryx: You: hoo that was a good hunt! Time to go ho- Arche: that’s him big bro! You: gets yeeted of your galli by a microraptor.

I am archy

I am smol

I am first birb

Of them all

I eat the chitin

I am tame

I am cute

I am not lame

I am parachute

I can glide

I am weak

I might die

I am archy

I am smol

I am first bird

Of them all

-archy song- like for more

There was a platform below me and I was hoping for a slow fall so I got one of these and jumped of the cliff only to realize: oh...... it’s gonna be a while. 5 minutes later: I am still falling!

I was watching a video on how to tame one and after they knocked it out I got an add for KFC

Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)

Day 999:it’s been 999 days I’m still falling

I believe I can fly

I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours

Since you can use them as a parachute you can do this thing:

Fill them with C4 bombs, fall into someone's base and detonate, and while doing it Scream allahu akbar

Congratulations you've became a kamikaze

This little crud knocked me off my lvl 167 wyvern in the middle of the air and I had no armour on but I survived

Not

This little crud knocked me off my lvl 167 wyvern in the middle of the air and I had no armour on but I survived

Not