Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the archaeopteryx? Funny archaeopteryx jokes submitted by ARK players.
Up if you want cantex or scorpion gaming to make an archa army fight i microraptor army
And now we quietly watch the elusive archae/nugget found deep in the redketchup sorry redwoods.
Pls up this
Itโs good because when your on mobile and have a tiny screen and you want to check inventory but you accidentally press the Unmount button and you fall off, the archaeopteryx will save you from losing your flying reptile forever
Excited me tamed one Archy and then jumped off the clif where three allos were chasing me .... After jumping and gliding for a while.... Death seems to be easier than escaping by gliding an Archy so I returned back to that Clif and died :)
Like the comment and if you do the force wil be with you....but only if you do...if you don't you will forever have bad luck...
They shy
They live in dangerous Redwood Forest
But most importantly...
They fluffy and adorable when tamed
When u jump off cliff, and when u finally reach the bottom with this slow thing, u get shot.
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Wow u actually clicked!
Why does this eat bug skin?? That seems like eating the ovis wool.
Do these guys eat keratin and stuff once theyโre tamed or do I have to keep or do I get to feed the meat now?!!!!!!!
Chitin is a resource so why the f*** does it EAT chitin
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Glide high, they said.
Noting happens if you tap the screen, they said..
I never can remember what these things are called so I just started calling them Yeezies
Random guy: y u no make a reptile dat glide and eat big remain devs: we love it!
What do you cross when you have a chicken with a nugget a chicken nugget ๐คฃ!
These guys are racist I believe like some of my friends
So it eats chitinโฆ if it ate chitin they came from bugs that means it has corona virus ๐๐๐๐
Dilo:Iโm the cutest and meanest!
Bulldog:Shut up Iโm the cutest.
Micro:Iโm happiest and cutest!
Human:Oh hell no these guys are ugly as fock!
Archy jumps out of bushes
Archy:Shรฏt yโall dรญcks!
Human:Oh,hello there cute lil Archy.
Archy:Hello!
They are racist bc they say in their language itโs โSeg-ra-tion for โผ๏ธ and โป๏ธ.
Feather poooooooooooooooo youuuuuuuuuu in cave UPA ninja