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Hey, whoever wrote the archy song

I really loved it. When will you make your next song because I would love to hear it. It inspired me that I Made my own song on dire Wolf. You should check it out. On funny name.of song the 🐺 wolf hunting song

And there’s one on carchar name of song the carchar song and I will mention this I am a big fan of your songs pls I’m a huge Dino nerd I hope you injoy my songs. Note if anything’s wrong in this fan fiction you should now I’m not the best writer hope you injoy

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Pov me: weres a microbird hmmm? There's one but it won't attack weird *forcetames it* *shoulderpets* jumps WHY AM I GLIUDING!?!?!?! ooh *gets on the tallest moutain* IM GLUIDEINDING!!!! Im bored i wanna touch the ground *let's goo and dies and the non microbird falls and also dieds*

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I am archy

I am smol

I am first birb

Of them all

I eat the chitin

I am tame

I am cute

I am not lame

I am parachute

I can glide

I am weak

I might die

I am archy

I am smol

I am first bird

Of them all

-archy song- like for more

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Never jump off the tallest mountain carrying this, i am still falling its been 3 weeks

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I believe I can fly

I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours

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Lil birbs are cute.WHO WANTS AN ALPHA ARCHAEOPTERYX?!?

If u read this ur amazing

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Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)

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I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY

I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE

BBBBEEEELLLLLIIIIEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I believe I won't touch the ground for a while

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I was watching a video on how to tame one and after they knocked it out I got an add for KFC

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Too lazy to get a parachute?

My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground.

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Just remember that you can make it stop and start making you float again by pressing the Square button on PS4, trust me, I regret not knowing that after I accidentally hopped of my argy while carrying my archa. I was in the air for almost an hour, at least I could just enjoy the view on my way down.

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