Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Oh wow it seems useful lemme try and tame one.I see them all the time why not? Man you little things are so hard to shoot! Ok little thing how about a spin? Umm ok you can put me down now. Bird put me down! I hate you!!!!
More Archaeopteryx Funny Tips
Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)
Donβt you just hate it when your flying a hundred feet above the ground and a enemy tribe shoots your bird and you fall screaming and the simply you die
I believe I can fly
I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours
I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours
Since you can use them as a parachute you can do this thing:
Fill them with C4 bombs, fall into someone's base and detonate, and while doing it Scream allahu akbar
Congratulations you've became a kamikaze
Fill them with C4 bombs, fall into someone's base and detonate, and while doing it Scream allahu akbar
Congratulations you've became a kamikaze
I was watching a video on how to tame one and after they knocked it out I got an add for KFC
One time i was on my pteranodon and i got the idea to go to the sky and test with my arch.So once i was up i jumped off, and.......... accidentally threw my arch and u know what ends.
They eat chitin!
WTF
What bird eats chitin
WTF
What bird eats chitin
Holy shit I forgot my parachute
I was walking through red wood just taking a stroll with full volume then one of these screamed I took of faster than Iβve ever run and then I went back there and looked up the tree I didnβt find a one but I found cleo so u know great pet ππ
Fun Facts: Plural of archaeopteryx is archaeopteryges. Also also known by their German name Urvogel.