Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2019-07-06T07:27:04+00:00

Frank!!! well need a size 100 boot for this !!!!

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2019-04-08T02:01:52+00:00

Ok so it's absolutely dark. You get off your animal and see a shape. Then you get closer. Next thing you know....ITS A GIANT SPIDER!!!!! WAT JUST HAPPEND???!!!!

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2019-09-30T16:43:38+00:00

I have a VERY large,chunky,freakout mode when I see a normal spider.wats bothering me is that you can ride it. Upvot if you hate spiders!🕷😱

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2019-03-09T03:45:39+00:00

You can’t ride a dilo or an extremely large dodo,but you can ride this pretty small spider

Thanks wildcard

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2018-07-24T12:12:41+00:00

PASS ME THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER!!

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-30T22:04:16+00:00

DIE IN A HOLE FULL OF FIRE

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2020-12-24T03:52:55+00:00

Spiders everywhere? Gigas nearby??? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2020-11-23T04:51:46+00:00

Why is he called spider man he should be called peter parkour

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-09-28T07:43:50+00:00

It’s a living nightmare it well hunter you

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-08-23T06:51:37+00:00

Do you have arachnophobia? Good.

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-08-22T21:29:19+00:00

If this spider bites you theres a fifty fifty chance you'll becomw spiderman or a misshapen freaker.

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-04-10T17:58:05+00:00

This is like a xp farm to me

I build a house close to the water,metal and a cave(aka xp farm for me and loot farm).i should go in more in there.

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-10-28T07:06:10+00:00

Probably only thing there good is caves in everything else there trash 🤣

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-10-27T16:42:19+00:00

Mom can we have can we have America

Mom: no we have america at home

America at home: this is australia

Would you want smaller spiders

#aragnafobia

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-09-22T04:54:27+00:00

If you bring a pheomia with you named Wilbur... The spider won't attack!

Just kidding you got the exact opposite of how charlettes web ended 🤣

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-06-18T04:11:25+00:00

Story time kids.Once I was walking though a cave and for some reason I had a really big shotgun.I went deeper and cause I liked exploring caves.then I heard a bunch of feet and turned around and saw a really big centipede..then I thought(well Ik why I brought a big shotgun).so I took the shotgun and merciless aimed and pulled the trigger at its head and killed it.just to make sure it was dead I got a flame thrower and burned it,shot it multiple time,then finally got a rpg and shot it 20 times.

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-03-28T12:16:43+00:00

Why is this a thing

Here’s your words ;-;

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-03-10T17:39:19+00:00

My tribe mate: ay I found spider

Me: THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER *beat boxes the giant enemy spider meme theme for a random reason*

My tribe mate: *tames spider*

Me: name it the giant enemy spider lol XD

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-02-21T01:53:45+00:00

Me: this is gonna be easy spiders: that’s what I thinks me: do do do op I fell off AHHHHHHH me resplendent and try to tame agin RELIZE GASP I OUT OF ROTTEN MEAT WHAT DO I DO NOW