Mom can we have can we have America

Mom: no we have america at home

America at home: this is australia

Would you want smaller spiders

#aragnafobia

If you bring a pheomia with you named Wilbur... The spider won't attack!

Just kidding you got the exact opposite of how charlettes web ended 🤣

Story time kids.Once I was walking though a cave and for some reason I had a really big shotgun.I went deeper and cause I liked exploring caves.then I heard a bunch of feet and turned around and saw a really big centipede..then I thought(well Ik why I brought a big shotgun).so I took the shotgun and merciless aimed and pulled the trigger at its head and killed it.just to make sure it was dead I got a flame thrower and burned it,shot it multiple time,then finally got a rpg and shot it 20 times.

Woman who works at shoe store: I’m sorry we don’t have boot that large.

Man: Dang it!

Araneo: That’s to bad’

for you…

Me: this is gonna be easy spiders: that’s what I thinks me: do do do op I fell off AHHHHHHH me resplendent and try to tame agin RELIZE GASP I OUT OF ROTTEN MEAT WHAT DO I DO NOW

Ok for any cave creature needs RANGE attacks with a sword or pike is bad even at a high melee damage. If you’re truly overkill bring a rocket launcher and rocket propelled grenades to wipe these itsy bitsy spiders out

Hi

Why is it’s mouth just a big gaping hole?

What my drug dealer looks like obviously.

Try to not get webbed challenge

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True Undertale fans will name theirs Muffet (if ykyk)

I think its cute

Well to be fair I think everything is cute and I even let a giant spider live in my room and named it sooo

Jesus Flores des is ogle

Don’t go offline because I went offline and got eaten by it ):

Once when I was caving my mom walked in saw this grabbed my controller switched to my flame thrower and killed it with fire (she has played before)

If ark had mario and Pokèmon physics: you encountered a wild Araneo-Level 32

Player-level 21 used -stomp-

12 damage

Araneo-level 32- used -web spinner-

Player-level 21 is now stuck in an web! Speed slowed down by 23%

Player-level 21 used -axe hit- 1....2.....3....4!! It hit 4 times!

1290 damage!!

Araneo fainted

Player-level 21 has gained 2000000000000 EXP! Level 22 level 23 level 24 level 25 level 26 level 27............level 10000000000000000!

Continue? YES

Next battle- Goomba-level 1 used -rush-

Player-level 1000000000000000000 fainted!

Goomba won! (Mario comes)Bwa-vump!

These things are very bad hunters but when spoofer men come say oh shit it’s the spoofer cops

Get Bit by it to become Spider-Man

If you have a phobia of spider s this aint ya game