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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2022-12-01T11:51:33+00:00

Anyone actually tamed one of these?

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-13T03:25:40+00:00

The giant enemy spider

If you get the joke u are my fren

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2022-10-24T17:06:52+00:00

Spider man spider man does whatever a spider can sees a bad guy, poops his pant then he does the potty dance

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-08-23T22:38:14+00:00

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score -1 · Answer 5 · 2022-05-30T15:16:43+00:00

Do you need a assassination team? Well we've got you covered at spider/mantis co. With the spiders ability to web you and the mantis odd ability to cone out of thin air, you could kill anyone! Buy now for three easy payments of... oh, never mind, your already dead.

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2022-03-16T13:32:49+00:00

They are so creepy crawly but they are pretty good tames. They can climb up walls and are found in caves and mountains. If you are looking to tame one, I recommend tranq darts(shot from guns) or, if you look to kill one than I recommend a Fabricated pistol. They

are fast, effective, and accurate. Thanks for listening to my tutorial on arenos. See you next time! -Gastric Gem

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2022-01-06T20:39:47+00:00

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Ur mom

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-11-25T14:05:31+00:00

Why does this thing exist like bruh would you rather prefer a giant spider low to the ground eating plants than a spider as tall as you and can knock you out

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-17T01:43:34+00:00

Paint this bad boi green and name broodmother

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-11T18:57:39+00:00

Eww it’s moving it’s moving! Splat

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-08T18:31:13+00:00

I saw the Alfa tribe with like a thousand of these dudes I wanted to rare them but when I saw I just thought NOPE!!

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2021-06-29T23:54:14+00:00

I have over 400 chitin thanks to these things

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2021-05-31T20:13:11+00:00

Me before these spiders could breed: I will not be worrying about baby spiders for a while

Me when spiders could breed: Why ark you made my life a lot more hard with baby spiders WHY

Spiders suck now that they have babies. (Not really just go with it)

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-18T14:08:21+00:00

So,um, I have massive arachnephobia, and I just went on this page to see what it was. You can imagine how it went.

-Jedi

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2021-03-06T05:04:27+00:00

Let the spider consume you for sustenance for that shall tame it before the next decade when the great sacrifices to the caves of ARK in order to quell the brood mother and her followers like myself

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2021-02-19T19:48:33+00:00

Me: ooo! Cute spider!

Araneo: come to me!

Me:ok!

Araneo:*kills me*

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-03T20:53:33+00:00

Skyrim ptsd go brrrrrr

At least they don’t vomit on you

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2020-11-02T02:38:00+00:00

Use a flamethrower it works like kibble

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-23T06:18:03+00:00

I use it to get around my massive base 😉

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-16T23:13:41+00:00

This is what you give your little sibling for their early Christmas present >:D