Me: Mom, I want a Broodmother

Mom: Honey, we have one at home!

Me: Where, I haven’t seen it!!!

Mom: we have one of the little ones, like the ones that come out of its butt.

Me: That is not a Broodmother! Just like how our dimetrodon is not a spino!!!

Mom: Well-well-

Me: Stop buying tames from Walmart!!!