Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
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More Angler Funny Tips
My favorite thing with anglers
"Hey I'm going on a pearl run, anyone wanna play bodyguard?"
Are you going to bite ammonites this time?"
"Told you it wasn't on purpose"
"Alright alright I'll go lemme get some scuba and I'll hop on the mosa"
Ten minutes later my tribemate is having to save me from two mosas, an alpha mosa, 50 anglers, 20 eels, 7 plesies all in one area
"STOP BITING THE AMMONITES"
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! they hide in the reefs and I hit them if they happen to be by a pearl patch! :'( "
Nope, totally biting them on purpose hehehe
FOOD IS NOT WHAT YOU THINKβ¦it isβ¦finding Nemo!
P. Sherman
42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
I am angler
I am fish
You are human
You are dish
I swim in sea
I eat my prey
But when I hurt
I swim away
I gather pearls
I glow from head
If you face me
You are dead
I am angler
I am fish
You are human
You are dish
-angler song!- sry I didnβt do one for ammonite, couldnβt make up a good one. Like for more!
A fish of Angler
Not friendly
Gel of Angler
Even a dodo wonβt survive these things
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When it's pearls giving you trouble,
The angler will give you double,
With a light on its head,
you can keep your stead,
For pearls, you will no longer hustle.
It thincc
It protecc
But most importantly
It scary as hecc
I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so thereβs your interesting fact of the day
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES
Congrats you found me you win nothing
They are manta food
Yes because yes