P. Sherman

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

If you are me and you’ve seen one in real life your not really scared of the ones here instead you get nightmares about the real ones combined with other this one

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

I swim in sea

I eat my prey

But when I hurt

I swim away

I gather pearls

I glow from head

If you face me

You are dead

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

-angler song!- sry I didn’t do one for ammonite, couldn’t make up a good one. Like for more!

When it's pearls giving you trouble,

The angler will give you double,

With a light on its head,

you can keep your stead,

For pearls, you will no longer hustle.

It thincc

It protecc

But most importantly

It scary as hecc

I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so there’s your interesting fact of the day

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES

Congrats you found me you win nothing

Today, I was playing ARK when an anglerfish just floated in the sky in front of me. I was laughing hard that I died by a Rex.

Angler:I WILL EAT YOU

bob:*gets Fork and Knife* fish and chips

Angler:AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

bob:*cooks* *takes bite out of angler* needs salt

In animal crossing it’s called a football...