P. Sherman

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

I swim in sea

I eat my prey

But when I hurt

I swim away

I gather pearls

I glow from head

If you face me

You are dead

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

-angler song!- sry I didn’t do one for ammonite, couldn’t make up a good one. Like for more!

See if you’re brain dead like me you use a crossbow with NORMAL ARROWS to try and knock it out, it was my first time going out in the ocean because i just got done taming a dolphin and i thought i had my tranq arrows turns out i didn't and i kept asking my self “why do these guys always die before i can knock them out?” It wasn't until then i checked my inventory about 40 minutes later i realized i had tranqs so remember kids always check you inventory for tranqs before you go into the ocean!

Go explore the ocean on a frog they said...

It will be fun they said...TILL YOUR SURROUNDED BY EVERY CREATURE IN THE OCEAN

When it's pearls giving you trouble,

The angler will give you double,

With a light on its head,

you can keep your stead,

For pearls, you will no longer hustle.

It thincc

It protecc

But most importantly

It scary as hecc

I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so there’s your interesting fact of the day

Irl Anglerfish males are tiny, i guess all ark Anglerfish are female lmao.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES

Congrats you found me you win nothing

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES

Congrats you found me you win nothing