Electrophorus: bumps into angler
Angler: ow, son of a-
Electrophorus: just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
I am angler
I am fish
You are human
You are dish
I swim in sea
I eat my prey
But when I hurt
I swim away
I gather pearls
I glow from head
If you face me
You are dead
-angler song!- sry I didn’t do one for ammonite, couldn’t make up a good one. Like for more!
When it's pearls giving you trouble,
The angler will give you double,
With a light on its head,
you can keep your stead,
For pearls, you will no longer hustle.
But most importantly
It scary as hecc
These things look horrifying but I’ve just seen pictures on Dododex
I love just killing them all for angler gel once I wad looking for megalopolis and found 70 of them and I accidently shot them
Today, I was playing ARK when an anglerfish just floated in the sky in front of me. I was laughing hard that I died by a Rex.
I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so there’s your interesting fact of the day
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES
Congrats you found me you win nothing